Right now you are weak, and your tongs are weak. It’s pathetic. You can’t look yourself in the mirror, and your partner has to imagine someone else when your gross body is on top of them.
Amazon has Winco 16" Tongs for $2.19, and that will fix part of your problem. These are heavy-duty, long metal tongs. They are the most popular brand supplying the restaurant industry. These are currently at their lowest price ever offered through Amazon, and if you have Prime free shipping this is the cheapest of any vendor.
| Type Price Date |
| Current $2.19 Jul 04, 2021 |
| Highest $14.83 Aug 09, 2019 |
| Lowest $2.19 Jul 04, 2021 |
| Average $7.01 |