Japanese Wagyu Boneless Ribeye Roast, 12 lbs $949 after $250 off at Costco.com

Man I’m disappointed in you Slickdeals. I come to this thread every year to read the hilarity in the comments. But it’s here again!
https://www.costco.com/Japanese-W…11435.html
Japanese Wagyu Boneless Ribeye Roast, 12 lbs
Online Price 1,199.99
Less 250.00 $ -
Your Price 949.99
Price Per POUND: $79.17
$250 OFF
$250 manufacturer’s discount** is valid 5/15/17 through 6/11/17. While supplies last.
Shipping & Handling Included*
Features:
Authentic A-5 Japanese Wagyu
Imported from Japan
Shipped Fresh, Not Frozen
Also available are NY strip and tenderloin
https://www.costco.com/Japanese-W…11362.html
Japanese Wagyu New York Strip Loin Roast, 13lbs
Online Price1,299.99$
Less 250.00 $ -
Your Price 1,049.99$
Price Per POUND: $80.77
$250 OFF
$250 manufacturer’s discount** is valid 5/15/17 through 6/11/17. While supplies last.
Shipping & Handling Included*
https://www.costco.com/Japanese-W…11384.html
Japanese Wagyu Tenderloin Roast, A-5 Grade 9 lbs
Online Price 899.99$
Less150.00 $ -
Your Price 749.99
Price Per POUND: $83.33
$150 OFF
$150 manufacturer’s discount** is valid 5/15/17 through 6/11/17. While supplies last.
Shipping & Handling Included*
Features:
Authentic A-5 Japanese Wagyu Beef
Imported from of Japan
Shipped Fresh, Not Frozen